Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.