Namaste
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
The night before a test.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
Because, he's just dying to party.
Why di'n'ja 'vite us?
Namaste..right here
Nah Imma stay