How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.