How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!