How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.