What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Groan Jokes More Groan Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.