Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.