Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

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Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.