How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.