See if she'll perform black magic.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it didn't concentrate.
Nailed it
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
A neurosturgeon
An Autipsy.
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Because the C-section is always messy.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
30 minutes.
A control freak.
Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Iran so far away
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Cirque le Jerk
Spay it don't spray it.
Nickelback
Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
A Sturgeon !
Fetus Deletus
Because she's a cover thief.
A: Space. The final frontier..........
Peter Grill
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
All their statements are baseless.
A trip without the kids.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
a retarded gorilla
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
An Amish drive-by
It was stuffed.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Fred and George Weasley.
