Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.