Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.