Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.