Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.