What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.