What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard