Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black