Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black