What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.