What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.