What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.