What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow