What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow