What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow