What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow