What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow