Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.