Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines