Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable