Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !