What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef