What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef