What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef