Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky :)

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts