Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky :)

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.