Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.