Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....