What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

What the heck?

Who are those people up there "

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What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA