What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

School Jokes More School Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.