What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...