What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Which number confuses people?

82

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)