What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What joke?

Exactly".

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.