Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.