What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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You remove an electron from a Seal!

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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You can drop her off anywhere

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There's twenty of them.

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A. Opposites attract.

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The Son is attracted to black

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!