What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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Ask them to pronounce it.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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To cloud 9

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!