How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.