How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron