How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

removed

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!