What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.