What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What are seals made out of?

Cealls

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.