What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.