What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D