What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!