What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D