Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na