Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.