Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.