What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.