Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.