What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke