What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke