What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke