How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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A dry martinez.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...