How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.