How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly