How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.