How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.