Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy