Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!