What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.