High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance