High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.