Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance