Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.