Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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He always breaks the bat.

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I need some space.

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Hey.. you're looking fly"

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Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Because he fell asleep on duty.

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They're both run by Unix.

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me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!