Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son