Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.