What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!