How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!