How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3