What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".