What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells