What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.