What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly