Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: